Now is the Time

This week I found out: one of my friends is separated, another one is getting a divorce, my pay is getting cut, some people I like here were laid off, and (apparently) my hair looks ridiculous. Oh, and Josh lives on the edge of Mordor.

So if anyone has any potentially troubling news to report, give it to me now. I can take it.

And if anyone still talks to Scott, tell him to break the news in the first paragraph, not after a review of Friday Night Lights the TV series, a report on his new tandem unicycle, and his take on the new Fall Out Boy.